Kids jokes

So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?

They both can't hear their parents.

Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.

I asked a kid why he was so blue.

Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.

I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.

What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.

Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?

Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!

Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?

Kid 2: No!

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Both can't see their parents.

I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents are.

I love my job at the orphanage.

What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?

VEGETABLE OIL!

Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?

Stupid kid: No.

Bully: You should go get one!

Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: Please.

Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.

Kid: Everybody is hugging.

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?

"There's a great singer inside of you."

Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?

A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.

Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.

Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.

Kid 1: Aw, thanks!

Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10

What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?

Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.

He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.