Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Kids Jokes
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
