Kids jokes
So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!