Me: Brings in missing child.
Police: OMG this kid has been missing for 3 months. Here is your reward.
Me: Oh, cool.
NEXT DAY
Me: Brings in 8 other kids.
Police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kids Jokes
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents' room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.
