Kids jokes

One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"

Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.

The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

Have you heard about kids with AIDS?

It never gets old.

Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?

That depressed kid in class: Dead.

Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?

That depressed kid in class: Dead.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"

Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?

The child has no trouble shooting.

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.

What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?

The feather.

The rope stopped the kid.

When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."

What did they do with his body when he died?

They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.

One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.

Kid 1: Do you know Candace?

Kid 2: Candace who?

Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!

There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.