Kids jokes
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.