Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Kids Jokes
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
Hello my fellow Canadians, I mean Americans. I, your cool and hip president, has decided to give everyone free ice cream! Even the Russians. Go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
So, a husband and a wife have three kids. The husband is on his death bed, and he looks up at his wife and says, "Honey, is our youngest son truly and honestly mine?" She says in response, "I swear on everything that is good and holy, our youngest son is yours." He dies peacefully.
Then she says under her breath, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?
I love working at an orphanage.
