Kids jokes
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.