Kids jokes

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

I hate when my brother dates other people.

Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵

Why did the lil kid cut himself?

Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!

I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer.

An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"

"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."

What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.

I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.

At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.

Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?

Because they never had loving parents of their own.

What do you say to a depressed special kid?

“Why so down?”

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"

What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.

Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?

A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).

What is an emo kid's favorite song?

"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.

What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?

A killstreak.

Kid: Wanna hear a joke?

Me: Sure.

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Me:?

Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?

Kid: A garden?

Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?

What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?

A blender.

Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"

Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."

Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."