Kids jokes

Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?

Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?

Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂

Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?

Because he sexually kids 😂

Three kids one day found a magic slide. There was a sign next to it that said, "Slide down and your wish will come true." The first kid slid down and wished for a chocolate river. He landed in a chocolate river.

When the 2nd kid slid down he wished for a bunch of money. He landed in a pile of money.

Finally, the 3rd kid slid down, and he said, "WEEEE!!!!!!"

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.

A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.

What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?

I would leave them hanging.

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

I hate when my brother dates other people.

Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵

Why did the lil kid cut himself?

Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!

I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer.

An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"

"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."

What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.

I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.

At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.

Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?

Because they never had loving parents of their own.

What do you say to a depressed special kid?

“Why so down?”

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"