I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
Wheres is the candy Sir??? Over there. (kid steps in van) I don't see any candy.
Mario:Princess Peach got kidnapped again! Luigi:Where did they go? Mario:To the left Luigi:Fuck
Good lord, any tips on how to kidnap children. I say free candy and they run
Chris said to me in P.E that he likes Jacob and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom
Jacob Colletto
I’m an orphan so kidnap me
Fortnite balls im gay i like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil mosey is white
What dose a peice of gum and a gun have in common
You pull one out everyone wants to be your friend
*stranger: tries to kidnap a kid* *kid: runs home* A few minutes later the kid was in the back of the van... If you know you know
have you herd the kidnapping at the goat farm:
whats kiddnapers plays is roblox
It is not funny about kidnapping
There was a kidnapping, but he woke up.
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
If Jesus told you to trust everyone that must be why there is a lot of kidnappings
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped ricardo!
Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust ring in hell-
Hey did you hear about the kidnapping?" "no." Yeah but then he woke up.
