There was a new kid in my school the first thing the teacher said was me u the basement NOW

One day i told a kid what 2 x 12 was he said he didn’t know i said lets go to my basement and figure it out he is still in my basement trying to do the equation

my mum found a chest that was wet and it had a child in it she asked me what it was for i said i put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are ded

Yesterday I had a party in my basement. I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them

Yesterday I had a party. I got questioned about 5 dead kids died up locked in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them

My builder was extending my basment when he questioned me because he found three ded kids n a corner tied together

how many kids does it take to change a light bulb apparently not 343646 because my basement is still as dark as yours

teachr. How many kids r I’n this classroom. Kid: 73 if u count the ones u have hid in the basement

So Steven Hawking wake into a bar… Just kidding

So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”

What did they do with Michal Jackson when he died?

They melted him down and turned him into Lego so kids could play with him for once

i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage

one day i asked my mom where kids came from— she said the man who went to the milk store

5 years later he came back— and left again

Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted

there was 4 people a helicopter the one was trump one was a kid in 1st grade one was the a school teacher the lat one was the china leader there was only 3 shoots the china leader take one and jumps the school teacher says she has to teach so she jumps trumo and the first grader are left trump says i lived my life you take the last one so the kid puts on his backpack a jumps trump makes it out safe

I saw a little kid on their bike before. So i ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.

How disabilities kid face jalalas ?

He cant run, just hug the bomb

What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common? CANCER! Jks they are both fun to laugh at.

Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.

An autistic kid hit me so I kicked him back and died