Kid

Kid Jokes

During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"

What is common with dark humour and unvaccinated kids? - Neither do ever grow old.

What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...

A kid asks trump: Kid: 'where are the confidential files?' Trump: 'there they are bud!'

I wore a purple outfit to school and sum indian kid called me thanos so I called him vision and tryed pulling the red dot off his head.

What do u call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers? An annoying prick whos black dad left him as a kid