What’s the difference between drugs and kids?

I don’t sell drugs.

I hope ya’ll that have depression kys you are worthless trash

just kidding

why was the kid not able to cross the hallway? answer: the school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway

Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.

What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging

Sadly blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind

Sadly he didn’t see it coming

Kid:I want to be batman Ok when he gets home his parents are dead

Why doe my kids die

Stinky Oussy :D

one day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed " YoUr AdOpTeD!" he said “yeah I know my REAL mommy is still at home with daddy.”

What is yellow and brings kids to school every day

There was once a kid named Timmy. His father & mother went to bed one night and didn’t hear or see Timmy come with them. They all get under the covers Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood curdling scream. “MOMMY WATCH OUT THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!” And he proceeds to say, “DON’T WORRY MOMMY I’LL GET IT!” And he takes his fathers penis in his mouth and chomps down. Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.

A kid asks his father, " How long is our trip dad?“ The kids father says , " Our trip is a fortnite.”

whats bald and cant grow no hair

A kid with cancer

How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes and multiples with the whole classroom.

What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today

Hi oooo was the day I was a kid I was going home to school today after dinner 🍽

Stephen Hawking walked into a bar…

…Just kidding

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay kid’s house. Knock knock. Who’s there? The chicken

Teacher: I’m sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I’ll show you my own 74 Classroom: visible panic

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