Kid

Kid jokes

One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.

The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."

Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."

What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.

What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.

Orphan: But I don't have a mom!

When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.

A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?

The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.

How do you find out if your kid is gay?

Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.

How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?

Depends on who's hanging.

Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?

A: He saw the ornaments hanging.