How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd? It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
Me: "What are you doing??" Bully: "Where's my nan's urn?!?" Me: "I don't know." Bully: "Tell me!! *says worthless shit*" Me: "Next time you're looking for the urn, don't bother, I smoked her ashes. They were so fucking good. I then used a quarter of them as an exfoliator, cleared my acne and eczema btw!! Then built sandcastles with them, then blew them in your family's face after!"
Don't bully kids.
why does every emo kid try to be like tarzan? so they can swing on the vine
There was a kid sitting in a corner me: HEY Why are you here at an orphanage orphan:... Me: oh wait YOUR a orphan
That autistic kid having sex for the first time' "U The Hips, U The Hips
What do you call a kid name caitlyn?
My best friend
Some kid online : I f*cked your mom Me, an orphan : Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry?
my donation to the orphanage :)
remember kids, if ever ur bored kick an orphan
who they going to tell their parents?
why does the emo kid skip class
Uder the sheets
Under the sheeeets Me and your mother making your brother
Under the sheets DO do do do dododoodoooddododoodo
SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS
What’s an emo kids favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE"
The kid with a gun walked into my class room and fucking shot the teacher. He pointed the gun at me and asked,
"What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey at least he gets free food.
A Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff.
But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share ?’ ''Yes madam...My daddy told me a story about my Mom " “OK, let’s hear” said the teacher.
“My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit”. “She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife”. “She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.” “She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.”
Pin drop silence in the class !!
''Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher “What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story ?”
“Stay away from Mummy when she’s drunk```...!!!”
When I was a kid, my hamster died so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death too
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,"gta physics."
What do u call a autistic kid if he was short a short tistic
my kid runs in to day to tell me that he found a floating cow but when he got me to come and see all i saw was a pinata with a tail and white spots such a stuipid child so after that i gave him a nice refeshing drink from the tolit and a few of those choclet sprincles. (: in such a good parent...
