New Kid Jokes - Page 30 - Worst Jokes Ever

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sry I just forgot Adult: just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why did the cops come over .

Because parents had kids in there basement.

I had to go to my friends house... I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... IS MY FRIEND OK???

What does an orphan and a females mouth have in common?

They take in 100’s of kids

What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.

If the sun had a kid it would be like father like sun🤓 😎

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9-11 jokes. My dad died in 9-11. Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know. Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabi.

What do clothes and emo kids have in common?

They both get hung

'...This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window.

"What's been going on John?"' I asked.

"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.

The dirty bastard!'

When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says you have homework tonight he said sorry teach I don't got a home

What happens to Emo kids when they go up

They never come down

why do orphans hate smart kids?because the smart kids get there parents attention

I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van if you touch my van I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan if you steal ice cream I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine

Have you met bofa? Bofa deez blind kids!

Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly

(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today? (Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka. (Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well I quit! (Kid) Quit What? (Bus Driver) Living. (Kid) But it was a joke! (Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die but you will still be alive. (Kid) Ok (Bus Driver) That was a joke too!