Kid jokes
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.
The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.
The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.
In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.