Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
Kid: who is your mom Orphan: they left me😭
why does the kids cant see their parents because they dont have one
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Teacher: your bag is heavy what's in there!
The Quiet kid: Ak-47
