Ask the emo kid: Hey how's it hanging
Official Dj Penaldo playlist. 1. I'm a fraud 2. I need you (ft. Tap-ins) 3. I Want to Leave Mid United 4. Back where I belong (ft. Europa league) 5. TY Eder 6. Nobody wants me ( Rejectnaldo Remix) 7. Fuck that kid ( ft. Lil Broke phone) 8. Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What is the difference between super man and an emo kid... superman can actually land
I see a kid crying in the park right. So I go up to him and say " hey where are your parants" and he says "well my dad left to get the milk and never came back and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda triangle
What do you cal a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire ghost rider
One day this kid says to his dad."Dad they bully at school.''His dad asks why.And the kid says''They bully me because I got no hands.''Then his dad says.''who would do such a thing like that,I want to know who they are point at them.''
why dont asian kids believe in santa clause?
because theyre the ones who made the toys
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children
A kid wanted ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me 💀
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said hot wheels
Hey, you know what I told the kid on wheel chair?
I told him to be a stand up comedian
Me: "gift a homeless kid iphone 7" The kid: but is has no home button Me: exactly 💀
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed? Someone turned of flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airaplane mode.
An orphan once said i will call my mum and go home A homeless kid once said he will go home
Kid knock knock orphan who’s there kid not your parents
I told a kid in a wheelchair use your nitro boosts
I was in class and we had to chose another term for words we use everyday, for kid I chose child for dig I chose pet and for wife I chose dishwasher
When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
When your whatching a 9/11 documemtry that one kid in your class finds the 97th jenga block ands knocks it down
