Can emo kids get happy meals??????????
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
Put a kid in a wheel chair in a the twin towers, damn I love Hot wheels
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Ask the emo kid: Hey how's it hanging
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What is the difference between super man and an emo kid... superman can actually land
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. š
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said hot wheels
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Me: "gift a homeless kid iphone 7" The kid: but is has no home button Me: exactly š
