Balls are anoyying they just bounce and never keep still
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked. "Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied. "Heard of what?" "Herd of cows." "Of course I've heard of cows." "No, a cow herd." "What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
why is the sun mad at the clouds?The clouds keep throwing shade.
why is the orphans keep going back to the orphan home, because they got no home to go to yeah pls like this and laugh because i got no one to read this
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids. I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
How do you keep a bull from charging? You take its credit card away
Why do special ED classes have fans? To keep the vegetables nice and fresh
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJ's?
A: They keep breaking records!
Who is yourself and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
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Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok there just telling me to keep myself safe :)
that's it, it wasn't a joke.
i saw a kid in a wheelchair and i screamed EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!
imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in fast and furious his wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going
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Don't give up on your dreams................... keep sleeping
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
I keep trying to call my emo friend... They keep hanging up
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Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
