Keep Jokes

My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!

I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.

Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.

READ THIS OUT LOUD:

This is this cat.

This is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is a busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat.

this is seconds cat.

NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

Don't let an extra chromosome keep you down!

Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.

What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?

"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"

A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.

"Not a bunch, a herd," her friend replied.

"Heard of what?"

"Herd of cows."

"Of course I've heard of cows."

"No, a cow herd."

"What do I care what a cow heard? I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"

Why is the sun mad at the clouds?

The clouds keep throwing shade.

Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?

Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.

How do you keep a bull from charging?

You take its credit card away.

I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.

Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)

That's it, it wasn't a joke.

We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.

Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?

To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.

Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.

I think I'm being stalked.