What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.
All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
