Joke jokes
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)
I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
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What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.