Joke jokes
Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
Guess what, chicken butt?
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.