My life, there, that was the joke.
Joke Jokes
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
