Joke jokes
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
My life, there, that was the joke.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.