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Joke jokes

Baby

    • What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?

    The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.

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    • Toilet

    • Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

    1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

    2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

    3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

    4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

    5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

    6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

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    • Russia

    • I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.

    Homicide

    • I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.

    Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"

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    • Toilet Paper

    • Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.

    *If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*

    Nut

    • Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.