Joke jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldnβt help him out!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
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"My name must taste good; it's always in your mouth."
What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Whatβs the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
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I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*