Joke jokes
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Whatβs the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
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I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
"My name must taste good; it's always in your mouth."
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldnβt help him out!