Joke jokes
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called aregoslavia.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called yugostravia.
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
Have you seen the movie "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
What’s the difference between morbid humor and dark humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in one trash can, and morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
How hard can you throw them!
How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school, but full of drowning kids! 🤣🤣🤣