I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.
Joke Jokes
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
"My name must taste good; it's always in your mouth."
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
