Joke

Joke jokes

Baby

How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Watch

What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?

A waist of your time.

Baby

What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.

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  • Rape

    How do you rape a girl?

    By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!

    Toilet

    Fat jokes and mom jokes๐Ÿ˜‚

    1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

    2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. Heโ€™d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

    3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

    4. Your mamaโ€™s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

    5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

    6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

    Orphan

    I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?

    Autism

    Whatโ€™s the difference between autism and gender?

    Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.

    Homicide

    I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.

    Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"

    Russia

    I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.

    Guy

    What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?

    Rocket League!

    (Ali A Intro)

    I like men.

    Wanna smash?

    Suck my balls.

    I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.

    This joke sucks terribly.

    Honestly just like and leave.

    Add me on discord.

    IceyTrae#2230

    Lebron>MJ

    Look

    My cousin called me ugly.

    Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.

    Orphan

    Why did the orphan cross the road?

    Because his parents couldnโ€™t help him out!

    Child

    What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?

    The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.

    Hitler

    God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.

    Hitler: Kills himself.

    Lion

    What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.