Joke jokes
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
What is this joke?
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
There is no joke.
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)