I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
The best joke. (This Form)
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
