Joke

Joke jokes

Leaf

    • Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.

    *****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****

    Difference

    • What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?

    One's a good year and one's a great year.

    Difference

    • What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

    One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.

    Blind

    • I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.

    I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."

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    • Fanbase

    • August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.

    Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."

    A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."

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    • Dog

    • Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?

    A: A Chihuahua.

    Orphan

    • What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

    I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.

    Ninja

    • This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

    Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!