Joke jokes
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.