Joke jokes
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.