Joke jokes
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")