Joke jokes

Me.

The joke is as short as me.

You are the joke.

I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.

Squirrel: I got a joke.

Dog: What the hell is it?

Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.

Say "joke" 5 times.

Oh, nothing happened.

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

Wanna hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.

Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!

Wanna me to show you a joke?

*Points at face* Funny, right?

This is a joke. Laugh!

My father can take a joke because he made one.

Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).

If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.

Spaceballs: The Joke.

The joke about is stupid.

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.

symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?

symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?

angela: Because you are the thot of the group.

symple: Well it takes one to know one.

symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"

angela: FUCK OFF!