Joke jokes
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.