Joke jokes
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
First (DYM 68).
RIP Candace.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).
Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.