You. You're the joke.
Joke Jokes
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
This is not a joke. This is not a joke.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "I'm." "I'm who?" "I'm a joke!"
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
