Joke jokes
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
I rate these jokes 9/11.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
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How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
AOT > ur fav anime.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Skeppy is the joke.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.