Joke jokes
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
A treatment joke.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.