Joke jokes
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
I love bus jokes.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!