I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
Joke Jokes
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
