Joke jokes
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
I love bus jokes.
Jokes are rather funny.