Joke jokes

What is a joke?

I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

Have you heard the joke about the paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.

*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****

What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?

One's a good year and one's a great year.

Why did the hobo cross the road?

To get the rotten donut on the other side.

Jokes are rather funny.

What are Mexicans' favorite sport?

Cross-country

I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.

I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.

Wanna hear a skeleton joke?

Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.

Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.

He’s got himself.

You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.

My life.

I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.

My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).

She wasn't joking. :0

We are 15....

What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.