Joke jokes
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!