Joke jokes
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].