Joke jokes
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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"