Joke jokes
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"