Joke

Joke jokes

Rapper

What did the rapper say to the microphone?

"You're my closet confidant!"

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the pet store?

To buy a dog for his bark tracks!

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a tailor?

Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.

Mom

What does your mom say when she is working?

Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Sex

What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?

The second hour is free.

Rapper

What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?

"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?

To DEFINE his rap game!

Train

Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?

Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH

King

Where did the king hide his armies?

In his sleevies.

Worst joke ever.

Prostitution

My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).

She wasn't joking. :0

We are 15....

Pilot

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.