Joke jokes
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"