Joke jokes
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
What is this joke?
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
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