Joke jokes
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
Suck my cheetah.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.