Joke jokes
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.