Joke jokes
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.