You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Joke Jokes
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
I should just flush this joke away.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Lenard is a joke.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
