Joke jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Haha joke haha!
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"