Joke jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”