Joke jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
I like trains.
*train hits him*
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
My "friend" has dyslexia.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.