Joke jokes
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
What was I saying again?
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Where did Sally go during the attack?
Everywhere.
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.