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Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
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Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
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My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.