Joke jokes
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
*fart* 👀 Oops!
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
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My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”