Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
Joke Jokes
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Where did Sally go during the attack?
Everywhere.
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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