Joke jokes

Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."

This joke never gets old. Just like the child.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because he doesn't have parents.

Why did the knights laugh when they run?

The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣

My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?

OH it's a bitch.

Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?

Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...

Son: Dad, I need a new butt.

Dad: Why, son?

Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.

Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.

You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.

Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.

Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*

What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.

This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.

Why did the knight cross the road?

He can't because his armor was too heavy.

Kid: Mom, do trees poop?

Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.

What type of phone do orphans have?

Android because they don't have a home button.

What did the beach say when the tide came in?

"Long time no sea."

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

A can’t opener!

My bf: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

My bf: Ice cream.

Me: Ice cream who?

My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!