Joke

Joke jokes

Orphan

Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.

Nun

Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?

A: Not very interesting.

Dog

My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣

You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂

Biden

Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?

No, what happened?

He couldn’t stop pootin!

Liar

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.

Marriage

My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."

Orphan

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

War

Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?

Because they were just roman around.

Difference

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂

Orphan

Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.

Me: That’s what I call an orphan!

Orphan

Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Video Game

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.