Joke jokes
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
I like trains.
*train hits him*
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!