Joke

Joke jokes

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.

Cheetah

What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?

"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"

Orphan

If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"

Organ Donor

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

Helen Keller

Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

Because she was wearing mittens.

Nun

Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?

A: Not very interesting.

Dog

My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣

You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂

Biden

Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?

No, what happened?

He couldn’t stop pootin!

Liar

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.

Marriage

My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."

Orphan

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.