Joke

Joke jokes

Boob

Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)

6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.

Snack

J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.

Guy: Oh, what is it?

J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.

Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?

Skeleton

What makes a skeleton laugh?

When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!

Heh.

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Make him clap until his parents come back.

Blonde

A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!

The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"

Horse

What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?

Christopher Reeve's horse.

Kid

That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.

Love

What is the definition of Endless Love?

Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!

Text

Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].

Cow

What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.

What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.

Suzy

Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.

Grandpa

What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?

Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.

Batman

Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?

Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.

Cow

What do you call a vegan cow?

A vegan cow. :/

OR

A regular cow. 🐄🙌