Joke jokes
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].
This is a joke. Laugh now or else.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌