What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
Joke Jokes
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].
This is a joke. Laugh now or else.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Whoās there? Not Suzy.
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. šš
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
Who is Barry B. Bensonās favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
