Joke jokes
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
What is brown and extremely sticky?
A stick.
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
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Fella walks past a mental hospital; they're all out in the garden behind this big fence, all shouting "13, 13, 13, 13," etc., over and over again.
This fella is intrigued, sees a little hole in the fence, looks through it... gets fucking poked straight in the eye!
Then they all start singing, "14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14!"
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!