Joke jokes
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
Do you want to hear three jokes?
Joke Joke Joke.
I am the joke.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
Where did the mushroom kill himself?
In the mushroom.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.