Joke jokes
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
Where did the mushroom kill himself?
In the mushroom.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
Want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it’s too terrible.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
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