Joke jokes
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
The other day, my best friend flipped off the table in class. I thought it was flipping amazing!
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
What is brown and extremely sticky?
A stick.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.