Joke jokes
Where did the mushroom kill himself?
In the mushroom.
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”
I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
I was really rooting to tell that one.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.