What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Joke Jokes
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
Do you want to hear three jokes?
Joke Joke Joke.
Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
"I'm wiped!"
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
