Joke jokes
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
Who gave Jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa Claus!
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it’s too terrible.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.