Joke jokes
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
Who gave Jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa Claus!
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.