Joke jokes
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
Where did the mushroom kill himself?
In the mushroom.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
Want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it’s too terrible.
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
Hi, how are you? Are you good?
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.