Joke jokes
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
Who gave Jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa Claus!
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
"I'm wiped!"
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
Where did the mushroom kill himself?
In the mushroom.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.