Joke jokes
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.