Joke jokes
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
Wanna hear a joke? Me.
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it’s too terrible.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.