Joke jokes
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?
Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
Wanna hear a joke? Me.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!