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Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
