How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
Joke Jokes
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Hey, I have a joke!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
Imagine when you are about to cry at the funeral, then your friend's phone rings.
Then he says, "I'll call you back, I'm still at the die."
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
