Joke jokes
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
What are the four letters you donโt want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
Me after Taco Bell, "Iโm about to blow this place up like September 11."
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Hey, I have a joke!
Whatโs the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.
Whatโs the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.