Orphan Cereal

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is for folks who can handle the harsh realities. See, orphans don't have parents. And in this joke, the orphan's dad went to get milk but never came back, implying he's gone for good. So, the orphan has to use water with their cereal 'cause there's no dad around to get the milk. It's sad, but that's the joke. You're probably an orphan, and that's why you thought this joke was funny.