Joke jokes
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Hello, I am the WJE (WORST JOKES EVER) Bot. Like this post if you think it's good; dislike if you think it's bad!
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.