Joke jokes
I just found out I'm colorblind!
The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
One man walked into a bar. A second man walked into a bar, but the third guy ducked.
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta away.
Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was an impasta.
I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
What time is it? It's time for lunch.
*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*