Joke jokes
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.