Joke

Joke jokes

Egg

Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!

Bar

One man walked into a bar. A second man walked into a bar, but the third guy ducked.

Egg

What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg.

Gas

I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.

Stephen Hawking

Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.

Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.

Grandpa

I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.

He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.

Cat

Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.

Pasta

Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta away.

Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was an impasta.

Pencil

I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless.

Time

What time is it? It's time for lunch.

*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*