Joke jokes
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."
One man walked into a bar. A second man walked into a bar, but the third guy ducked.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
I would post a joke, but maybe it's too deadpan.