Joke jokes
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?