Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
Joke Jokes
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta away.
Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was an impasta.
I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
What time is it? It's time for lunch.
*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
