My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
Joke Jokes
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
