Joke jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.