Joke jokes
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.