Joke jokes
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."š³
Not racist, just funny.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Thereās no menu: You get what you deserve.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.