Joke jokes
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."
One man walked into a bar. A second man walked into a bar, but the third guy ducked.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta away.
Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was an impasta.
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.