Joke jokes
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"