Joke jokes
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
My grandpa lost his toe today. đ
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chickenâs foot.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, âWhatâs the word on the street?â
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.