Joke jokes
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
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