Joke

Joke jokes

Leper

Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?

A: "Oops, I got your nose!"

Freshman

Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?

Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.

Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?

Song

What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?

Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."

Orphan

There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.

Orphan

A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.

I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why?

To get to the gay kid's house.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

Bar

Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.

(Not Original Joke)

Spider-Man

Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?

Because he’s always on the webcast.

Chemistry

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

Time

What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?

Time to get outside!

Eye

What does the right eye say to the left eye?

Between you and me, something smells!

Guy

I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."