Joke jokes
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."