Joke jokes
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
How do you see past that forehead?
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"