Joke jokes
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?
He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!