Joke jokes
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
Most of the jokes are trash.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.