Joke jokes
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.