Joke jokes
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.