Joke jokes
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.