Joke jokes
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
"What did the mom broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep!"
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "How?"
Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.