What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
Joke Jokes
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
