Joke jokes
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...