Joke jokes

What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.

What do you call a group of emos?

A Suicide Squad.

Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"

I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.

What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?

"Uber Eats."

What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?

The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.

A B C deez nuts!

If you drop something, make your short friend get it.

Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!

I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.

6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?

Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.

I asked an orphan where his parents were.

(God, I wish I knew)

"What do you tell a person with depression?

Just hang in there, buddy!"

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."

Why do orphans read BL or GL?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.

Why does the orphan not buy milk?

That's what their parents are doing.

I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!

What do you call an annoyed octopus?

Octopissy.