Joke jokes
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...