Joke jokes
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! đŸ˜†
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.