Joke jokes
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.