What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Joke Jokes
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
