Joke jokes
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
Me. I am the joke.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.