Joke jokes
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.