Joke jokes
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"