What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Joke Jokes
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
