Joke jokes
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
A priest and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.