Joke jokes
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
The only joke here is the topic.