Joke jokes
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"