Joke jokes
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"