Joke jokes
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
I wish I was dead like my jokes.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.