Joke jokes
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."