Joke jokes
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.