Joke jokes
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
Worst joke ever: me and my user.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.