Joke jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.