Joke jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.