Joke jokes
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Most of the jokes are trash.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Butt hehe.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Like if you hate school.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"