Joke jokes
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.