Joke jokes
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Like if you hate school.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
A priest and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”