Joke jokes
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.