Joke jokes
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And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make? A. A dino-snore.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
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Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
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What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!