Joke jokes
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.
Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
A man walking on his roof, carrying an axe. He drops it on someone below him and says, "Sorry, it was an axe-cident!"
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.