Joke jokes
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7? 7 killed 6's parents.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."