Joke jokes
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
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What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”