Joke jokes
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
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What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
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Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."