Joke jokes
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Need a sock puppet for a joke.
"Hey Soccy?" "What?" "Where do you come from?" "The laundry bin... I don’t wanna talk about it!" 🤣
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.