What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek Together we can stop this shit
Brother: I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help Sister: that’s my fu__ing electric toothbrush Brother: oh, well the offer still stands.
stop with the blind jokes...I don't see the point.
whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible but the reception was great!
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms? Because everything they do is in vein Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
What do you call someone with a pindie spot
Stop screen recording
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
Why did the bum get a slap ?
Because it was being to cheeky
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?....a busted nut.
- What do you call a feminine cow
-A dairy queen
You want to hear some marriage jokes?
Don't worry it's just a couple.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
What do you call a dog with no legs...
My asian neighbors dinner.
What do gay men like cocks? 🍦🍦 🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
A pun walked into a room and killed ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
