Joke jokes
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
Explain bear show yourself AND STOP RUINING MY ANTI TRUMP MEMES AND JOKES A IM COPING AND C THIS IS FOR JOKES AND MEMES also you are the Simpletin
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?