Joke jokes
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
Lol me be like
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!