Joke jokes
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
A man walks into a bar.
He had to have 13 stitches!
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"