Joke jokes
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
Rangers are a joke.
Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
You guys wanna hear a joke?
My LOVE LIFE.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!