Joke jokes
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"
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I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"