Joke jokes
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
I was going to walk to Verizon, but I decided to Sprint over to T-Mobile instead.
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?