Joke jokes
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.