Joke jokes
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.