Joke jokes
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
"Kaka" means poop so... use "kaka" in your jokes rather than "poop." It is more funny. KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAAKAK
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."