Joke jokes

How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."

Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!

Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?

Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.

Me: What is that?

Siri: Sugondese nuts.

Why can’t orphans have milk?

Because their dad never came back.

At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.

And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.

The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.

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I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.

What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?

Home Depot.

Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.

Who can jump the highest?

Emos, some of them are still falling.

Professor Poopypants!!!

Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.

Are you angry?

Go bully an orphan!

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?

Rolls Royce.

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?

She slurs her words...

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.