Joke jokes
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
You you you like like like like my joke nooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
I am an Indian joke.
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.