Joke jokes
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.