Joke jokes
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
It's not rape if you're both crying.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
Memes
talking to that one friend
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Most of the time.
A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down?"
The man says, "I just found out my niece is gay." The next day, he orders 4 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down now?" The man says, "I just found out my son is gay."
The next day, he orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Got anybody who likes women?" The man says, "My wife does."
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
So, I’m not sure if it’s a joke, but I thought it was funny. So imagine you try to die by shooting yourself, but you sneeze and pull the trigger... I don't know about you, but I would’ve been mad. Because wtf, I wasn’t readyyyy!
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help."
Sister: "That’s my f***ing electric toothbrush!"
Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.