Joke jokes
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
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Where did the mushroom kill himself?
In the mushroom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
That is not a joke hahahahhaha.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
I'll turn ya nan into bonemeal.