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Joke Jokes

Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!

Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.

Person 1: Really?

Person 2: They're not even that deep.

A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did, not screaming and shouting like his passengers.

What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."

What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?