What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Yeah, he's all right now.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.