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Joke jokes

Umbrella

I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.

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  • Major

    What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?

    The thot that counts.

    Suicide

    Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!

    Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.

    Person 1: Really?

    Person 2: They're not even that deep.

    Memes

    Side

    Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Yeah, he's all right now.

    Baby

    What's worse than a baby in a trash can?

    A baby in 10 trash cans.

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  • Death

    When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did, not screaming and shouting like his passengers.

    Butt

    What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”

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  • Skeleton

    What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?