Joke jokes
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Haha joke haha!
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
My life :(
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
"Spell ICUP."
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.