Joke jokes

What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

The drone guy didn't know either.

I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.

"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"

A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says, "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" The blind guy responds with, "No, I don't wanna tell it that many times."

Like if you think rape jokes are funny.

I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.

what's the difference between hitler and you?

one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?

Artificial Intelligence.

It's not rape if you're both crying.

What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An investigator.

Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.

What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.

Me: I have lost it.

Random: Lost what?

Me: My will to live.

What did a cannibal have as his last meal?

Five guys.

What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Yeah, he's all right now.

How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?

You’re dead if the rubber breaks.

What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?

A liar.

What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?

Optimistic.