What do you call a necrophilic gangbang Cracking open a cold one with the boys
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate? A liar.
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
So my sister is a feminist I asked her what do you to hear a rape joke she said no I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
What's worse then a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic
What did one butt check say to the other? “Between you and me it stinks in here”
whats the difrence between hitler and you
one didnt keep posting on twiter about killing them selfs
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
What do u call a swimming tererist. A bath bomb
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a S-pine tree?
Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Moist of the time.
A Man walks into a bar and Orders 3 shots of Whisky, The Bartender asks "What's got you down" The man says "I just found out my Niece is gay." The next day he orders 4 shots of Whisky The Bartender asks "What's got you down now?" The man says "I just found out my son is gay." The next day he orders 6 shots of whisky The Bartender says "Got anybody who likes Women?" The man says "My wife does."
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar...
He orders a drink.
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Michael Jakson gets really ill so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there he says 'am i in heaven?' The doctor replies 'Nah sir we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward.'
it's not rape if you're both crying
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
