Joke jokes
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Yo' mama is a joke.
I was going to walk to Verizon, but I decided to Sprint over to T-Mobile instead.
If you read this, you lost your v card.
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.