Joke jokes
My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7? 7 killed 6's parents.
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
An announcement from your Most High Comrade
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil? That's okay. There is really no point to it.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
I sat down and wrote a joke.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
What the hell dam, hell dam?