I would tell a scoliosis joke
but that would be completely out of line
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex? A microtransaction.
My life is like a broken pencil, it's pointless.
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?
seizure salad
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Suicide.
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm and I asked her what she was doing and she answered "Oh I had to buy you so I don't steal you"
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target? The drone guy didn't know either.
emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out
Why is 6 afraid of 7? It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field? Because they are full of ears! Now that was a corny joke. And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.
What happens when a clock is hungry It goes back four seconds.
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
what do get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously I'm not joking
a girl and her brother are walking in their garden POV:Brother. Sister:Why are you cutting those flowers?
Brother; because their beautiful!
Sister:I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't.
Brother:......
