Joke jokes

Why did the bum get a slap?

Because it was being too cheeky.

We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...

Unless you're being raped by a clown.

What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.

You want to hear some marriage jokes?

Don't worry, it's just a couple.

A girl and her brother are walking in their garden. POV: Brother. Sister: "Why are you cutting those flowers?"

Brother: "Because they're beautiful!"

Sister: "I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't."

Brother:......

What do gay men like cocks?

🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋

I would tell a scoliosis joke.

But that would be completely out of line.

Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.

Friend: Why?

Me: So they would hang themselves.

A pun walked into a room and killed ten people.

Pun in, ten dead.

I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?

Many soles were lost.

How do you know when an orphan is lying?

When they say, "I swear on my mother's life."

What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?

A microtransaction.

What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?

Seizure salad.

A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.

They're all Predators!

Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.

When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Suicide.

My life is like a broken pencil, it's pointless.