A girl and her brother are walking in their garden. POV: Brother. Sister: "Why are you cutting those flowers?"
Brother: "Because they're beautiful!"
Sister: "I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't."
Brother:......
Joke Jokes
I would tell a scoliosis joke.
But that would be completely out of line.
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
A pun walked into a room and killed ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?
Many soles were lost.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?
Seizure salad.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Suicide.
My life is like a broken pencil, it's pointless.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.
What happens when a clock is hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bartender here?"
