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Joke jokes

Depression

A girl and her brother are walking in their garden. POV: Brother. Sister: "Why are you cutting those flowers?"

Brother: "Because they're beautiful!"

Sister: "I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't."

Brother:......

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  • Dog

    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    My asian neighbors dinner.

    Room

    A pun walked into a room and killed ten people.

    Pun in, ten dead.

    Memes

    Friend

    I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did.

    Sole

    Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?

    Many soles were lost.

    Brother

    What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?

    A virgin.

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  • Friend

    When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."

    Number

    Why is 6 afraid of 7?

    It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.

    Predator

    A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.

    They're all Predators!

    Secret

    Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?

    Because they are full of ears!

    Now that was a corny joke.

    And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.