I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Joke Jokes
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
