Joke jokes
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.