Joke jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."