Joke jokes
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.