Joke jokes
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
I am a joke.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
You look pretty today... April Fools!
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!