Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
Joke Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
