Joke jokes
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!