Joke jokes
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.