Joke jokes
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"