Joke jokes

Me: Hey, are your parents here?

Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!

What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?

"What hap-HENd?"

What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?

Stop horsing around!

What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha

Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?

Neither has he.

Want to hear a joke about paper?

Never mind, it's tearable.

Do you want to hear a building joke?

I am still working on it.

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I'm sorry.

I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.

I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

A: Knock knock.

B: Who's there?

A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.

B: Package from Te-?

A: BOOM!

In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.

It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.

A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.

I have the best joke:

"You."

Guys, put more comments in.

We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.

What is a monster's favorite place to swim?

Lake Erie!

What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

What did one ghost say to the other?

"Get a life!"