What's sticky and brown? A stick!
Joke Jokes
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
I see 6 letters in "the past."
I have 2020 vision.
I see 7 letters in "the future," I have 2021 vision.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
I have the best joke:
"You."
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the Covid-19 patients to stay positive.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
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I'm sorry.
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
