Joke jokes
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.