Joke jokes
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.