Joke jokes
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
Your mom.
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.