Joke jokes
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
Hi, I’m Joe.
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Your mom.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."