Joke

Joke jokes

Country

I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.

Apple

Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the kid.

Pilot

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

Man

Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?

Hairline

Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.

Actor

Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.

Mom: Witherspoon.

Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!

Suicide

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?

None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.