Joke jokes
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
You wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still workin' on it!
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.