Joke jokes
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
Hi, I’m Joe.
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
Your mom.
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"