Joke jokes
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
All these jokes are all plane.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
I rate it 9/11.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.