Joke jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
Hi, I’m Joe.
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.