Joke jokes
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Hi, I’m Joe.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
All these jokes are all plane.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
What do Americans call high school?
A shooting range.
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.