Joke jokes
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.