Joke jokes
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.