Joke jokes
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?