Joke jokes
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
All these jokes are all plane.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."