Joke jokes

Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.

Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.

How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."

I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.

I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.

Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"

Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.

Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)

Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Abby.

Abby who?

Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?

For fingering the minor.

Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

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