Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Joke Jokes
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
What does a house wear? Address.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
