Joke jokes
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?