Joke jokes
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
What does a house wear? Address.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.