Joke jokes

I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.

I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.

Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"

Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.

Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)

Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Abby.

Abby who?

Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?

For fingering the minor.

Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

Lessi

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...

I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Joem.

Joem who?

Joem Ama.

Name a nut. You because are nuts.

Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the kid.

Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.