Joke jokes
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Hi, I’m Joe.
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Your mom.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.