Joke jokes
Your mom.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.