Joke jokes
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Son asks dad, "How much does marriage cost?"
Dad: "I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it."