Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Joke Jokes
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
Your mom.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Lessi
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
