Joke jokes
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.