Joke jokes
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
Your mom.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Lessi
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?