Joke jokes
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.