Joke jokes
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."