Joke jokes
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?