Joke jokes
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
My friend: What are you doing?
Me: I'm making holy water.
My friend: How?
Me: I'm boiling the hell out of it.
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What did the letter A say to the letter B?
"Z" you later.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
You guys wanna hear a joke?
My LOVE LIFE.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.