Joke jokes
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
Whatβs the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
Whatβs long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!