What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Joke Jokes
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
A man walking on his roof, carrying an axe. He drops it on someone below him and says, "Sorry, it was an axe-cident!"
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
That is not a joke hahahahhaha.
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
