Joke jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
If sex with three people is called a "threesome" and sex with two people is called a "twosome," then I know why people call you handsome!
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
A man walking on his roof, carrying an axe. He drops it on someone below him and says, "Sorry, it was an axe-cident!"
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!