Joke jokes
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.