What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
Joke Jokes
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
My joke is:
My life.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
I'll turn ya nan into bonemeal.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"
Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
