Joke

Joke jokes

Peter Pan

I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.

Now for my joke...

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he never lands.

Cannibal

What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Make them clap until their parents come back.

Orphan

What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

Banana

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"

Son

Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?

Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.

Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.

Father: Now you know.

Orphanage

A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

Osama

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

Lightbulb

How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.

Emo

What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?

You can pop their head off.

Actor

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?

Mom

Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.

Hawking

Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.

And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.