Joke jokes
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Rangers are a joke.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!