Joke jokes
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
That is not a joke hahahahhaha.
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus.
The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?"
Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.