Joke jokes
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Rangers are a joke.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman