Joke jokes
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus.
The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?"
Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
What do 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.