Joke jokes
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!