Chode.
Joke Jokes
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
