Joke jokes
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!