Joke jokes

What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?

Tragic Johnson.

I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.

You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!

Roses are red, violets are blue.

These jokes are old, come up with something new!

What do you call a cab for black men?

A cop car.

I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."

Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.

Me: Me.

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!

What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.

What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?

There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.

TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"

Orphans: "Yea."

Why can't orphans be criminals?

Because they're never wanted.

Me, haha, I'm the joke.

Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."

Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!

There should be a "kick an orphan" day.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)