Joke jokes
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
Wanna hear a long joke?
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
The joke is u.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
John's life.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
Cremation: Your last chance for a smoking hot body.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D