Joke jokes
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
Chode.
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.