Joke jokes
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
Yo mama!
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, it just waved.
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.