Joke jokes
Hey daddy *winky face*
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can.
Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, it just waved.
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!