Joke jokes
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
The joke is u.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
John's life.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
Cremation: Your last chance for a smoking hot body.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.